Akon moment


an akon moment is a moment of sudden loneliness, usually refered to when abandoned by friends at a bar or similar. it is inspired by the rapper akon’s song “lonely”.
i had the worst akon moment at the bar yesterday. i went to the toilet, and when i came back all my friends had left!

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