Al Borland
the -ssistant to tim “the tool man” taylor on the tv show home improvement. he is tims b-tch and does whatever tim says. if you have a friend who is a b-tch, call him al borland, or just borland. this nickname originated at fitchburg state college when “al” would be the b-tch of the dorm known as mara village 425. to this day “al” answers to the simple name, borland.
joe- hey al borland!
borland- what
joe- give me a wrench.
nate- hey borland!
borland- what.
nate- go buy us some drinks.
the -ssistant to tim “the tool man” taylor on the tv show home improvement. he is tims b-tch and does whatever tim says. if you have a friend who is a b-tch, call him al borland, or just borland. this nickname originated at fitchburg state college when “al” would be the b-tch of the dorm known as mara village 425. to this day “al” answers to the simple name, borland.
joe- hey al borland!
borland- what
joe- give me a wrench.
nate- hey borland!
borland- what.
nate- give me a wrench!
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