Al Crapino
a guy who looks like a broke version of al pacino and is very rude to people like tony montana from scarface, or someone who’s just difficult to deal with.
a very angry man who sounds drowsy and loud comes into a doctor’s office and he’s wearing a white suit jacket and dress shoes and has a cane, and speaks very rudely when demanding attention. everyone gets annoyed with him.
man: “h-llo my name is john, my doctor is soandso, i need this medication right now! don’t you people understand eenglish?!”
people at desk: -stare at him annoyed-: “go back to the nurse’s station.”
they then start talking: “wow he looks like a broke version of al pacino.”
one of them responds as he leaves: ” more like al cr-pino.”
-another person acting like a douche bag-
frustrated person: “stop being an al cr-pino!”
Read Also:
- buglyrexic
bugly is short for b-mp-ugly and is an adjective meaning when you are b-mped and a part of your body feels/looks ugly. the suffex means is rexic and (as in anorexic) means that you think it. 1. i felt bugly after the girl beat me up. 2. the insecure girl is buglyrexic and has briuses […]
- baile elam
worthless piece of sh-t mother that does nothing but start drama and sleep around with other guys. and doesn’t let her baby daddy see his kid a b-tch that talk sh-t but can’t back up her sh-t. no show to a fight. a nasty sl-t. tht uses a turcky baster to get pregnant baile elam […]
- Business lunch
the act of pressing one’s eyes into a woman’s nipples with the face upside-down, then having her lick your tongue. wanna take me on a business lunch before s-x this afternoon?
- Double Nose Bleed
the act of two lesbian lovers having s-x in the 69 position while they both have they’re periods in each others faces. “hey did you hear about stacy and olivia?” “no, what happened?” “i heard while they were up at the lake house they had a double nose bleed.” “…sl-ts”
- asian driver
-sshole who gets on freeway at a lightning fast 23.2 mph causing major havoc at on-ramp. they then instantly shoot over to fast lane with no regard for use of mirrors or turn signals causing multiple people to lock up their brakes, and numerous near misses as cars have to swerve to avoid them. they […]