italian for “to the tooth.” refers to pasta that is slightly undercooked. pasta cooked enough to be firm but not soft.
“we forgot to cook the pasta all the way”
“just tell ’em it’s al dente and quit your b-tchin”
the most desirable form of cooked noodles. just firm, not soft.
a w-ng that’s not hard, but not soft; just a bit firm.
adam: trevor do you like al dente?
jon: haha trevor likes al dente!
adam: hahaha he so does.
trevor: al dente is revolting!
adam/jon: trevor loves al dente!
a p-n-s that is half erect.
jon: hey trevor do you like al dente?
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undercooked pasta which, upon regurgitation, resembles a squirming m-ss of worms and maggots. al dente literally means “to the teeth”, as it is almost crunchy, meaning it is cheap, dried pasta rather than fresh, soft pasta.
for example a hastily-cooked friday night spaghetti before going out on the p-ss can be complimented as “al dente”, however once one is blowing chunks in the form of long, strandy, red worms covered in stomach bile that tickle ever inch of your oesophagus, not to mention the back of your nose, down a back alley, soon becomes “undercooked”.
“sorry i puked all over your dress last night.”
“that’s ok, it was mostly spaghetti so it was very easy to clean off, thank god for al dente.”
“that explains why i shat nothing but worms and maggots this morning, next time i’ll give it a couple more minutes in the pan.”
a phrase used to describe a situation or experience that was fun, enjoyable, cool, etc. most commonly used in italian cuisine to describe when pasta is ready to eat.
that club last night was al dente.
an aberdeen based company specializing in on and offsh-r- idustrial rope access inc inspection and rigging services to the north sea aquaterra employee’s climb around oil rigs fixing bits of broken machines and watching dvd’s
- gadoing gadadadoing doing going doing gadoing doing
the sound made by the happy bouncing baby goat of rathergood.com. my happy bouncy baby goat goes “gadoing gadadadoing doing going doing gadoing doing!”
- gaggily f*cks
a bunch of people who hold leadership roles and wonder aimlessly with no definitive goal or intention. the corporations sole influence had become a bunch of gaggily f-cks, with nothing to do!
originating from the song,”aquemini,”from the hip-hop group outkast, meaning partner or best friend; someone you can really depend on it’s him and i, aquemini
the act of lagging across the map in an online free fps game while gaining kills and teleporting therefore being invincible. usually has the maximum ping available in a game (ex. 999). mike hawk: wtf that guy wont die and is teleporting harry richards: wow hes arabing (v) when wearing high-top shoes, your pants get […]