Al Gore Failure Beard



1. the cloak of shame worn by a man who has been unemployed for more than 90 days and doesn’t have any job leads.

2. a description of someone or something that has just given up.
“my dad’s job search isn’t going well. he is rocking an al gore failure beard.”

“he had a good summer off, but now it’s time to get serious and shave that al gore failure beard.”

“my buddy got laid off, last year, and spends a lot of time on linkedin. he’ll have to shave his al gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview.”

“my flight was cancelled, last night, but we only had an inch of snow. american airlines is the al gore failure beard of the airline industry.”

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