Al Michaels
a drinking game for the video game madden
rules:
you drink when you give up points
touchdown – half a beer
field goal – third of a beer
safety – finish your drink
defensive/special teams touchdown – chug a full beer
playing al michaels is the only way to deal with madden’s commentary in his own game.
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