al-Qaeda blanket
n. the blanket that someone in front of a webcam uses to create a professional environment and hide clutter from the bedroom or office from which they are filming/speaking. named for the blankets which terrorist organizations sometimes use (or would use if they were smart) in order to release recorded statements without revealing their location.
i feel kind of weird giving my -n-lysis of the state of the union address with my closet in the background, so i’m gonna set up an al-qaeda blanket, and i’ll look like i’m in that super-professional anti-sp-ce where all the car commercials happen.
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