Al-Qaedarrhea


a bout of diarrhea that, when released in a public bathroom, is so particularly smelly and loud that p-ssers-by may mistake it for a terrorist attack.
person a: dude, who are those federal agent looking guys wearing sungl-sses down in the lobby? i just saw them put ken in the back of one of their vehicles.

person b: you won’t believe it – ken had a bad case of al-qaedarrhea in the first floor bathroom. some poor soul using the stall next to him freaked when he heard and smelt it, and called the dept. of homeland security.

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