Alabama Abortion
when your dad f-cks you so hard that you die from the c-ck pounding that he gives you.
inbreed #1: hey where is billy bob today?
inbreed #2: billy bob p-ssed away after his dad f-cked him to death with his hammer like c-ck at the alabama crimson tide football game.
inbreed #1: the good old alabama abortion is a time honored tradition in bama! roll tide!
inbreed #2: indeed it is, i cant wait to give my daughter a alabama abortion! i am so going to f-ck her until she dies!
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