alabama cardboard

when you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. then your v-g-n- flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.
the man of the house can not have s-xual relations with his wife due to her alabama cardboard.

Read Also:

  • cabeeb

    -ssuming that every cab driver who is middle eastern has the first name of habeeb/habib. the word is a combination of cab and first name. i grabbed a taxi and cabeeb took me downtown.

  • teffting

    speaking someones opinion in a feminine or h-m-s-xual afflicted voice travis is teffting about his trip to epcot

  • fangirl fanatic

    the obsessed and devoted female fans who frequent the comic con, movie and tv show convention circuit. they believe that they are in love with their celebrity crush and that they are in love with them. fan girl, fangirl, fan boy, fanboy, celebrity, convention, superhero, marvel, dc comics, star wars i don’t care what anyone […]

  • chode goad

    one who whines/b-tches/complains a lot. always hungry. never satisfied. may or may not live with grandma. will ask you for a bite of your food. at least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. can be male or female. “can i have a bite of your sandwich” “f-ck you cory, […]

  • blonde brunette

    when a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail tara: how funny is it that female lions are called tigers?! jeremy: wtf?! lions and tigers are two different animals. you’re such a blonde brunette!

Disclaimer: alabama cardboard definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.