Alabama Crabshoot


the act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.
bro: dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
fauxhemian: yeah, i wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it’s too late

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