helmet chip


when a female give a male a bl-w j-b and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip
..susan: ” hey bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?”
..bob: ” well no, what is a helmet chip?”
..susan:” i’d have to demonstrate …follow me sir!”
………………-susan goes down on bob-………………..
..bob:” that is amazing!”
..susan: ” wait for it”
..bob: ” oh teeth”
………………….-susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk-……………
..bob: “ow!”
..susan: “you sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a helmet chip!”

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