Alabama Face Paver


the act of sh-tting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. the result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.
matt did an afp on jon’s face during the sleep over.

afp= alabama face paver

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