when, for some odd reason, your p-n-s is frostbitten and the tip of said p-n-s falls off leaving you with just a shaft.
the red headed woman wanted s-x with the italian but, because of his alabama frosty tip, he would recieve no pleasure.
s-xy “that girl is so biunicorn.”
- stone cold ginger
sincere and s-xy that girl in the movie oculus is a stone cold ginger.
- philadelphia cutting board
when you take the truffle b-tter, and pack it onto a cutting board and cut it up into edible pieces. todd and julie are infamous for pulling off a philadelphia cutting board.
- saggy p*n*s
where the bottom of a mans c-ck swells up and then saggs down for about 4 days meaning he can’t get laid in this time. john had a saggy p-n-s after running 800 metres.
a dark soul bound to the deepest caves in h-ll. an evil spirit determined to rule over the entire galaxy. a dark, evil heartless monster who just doesn’t give a sh-t. or a small chicken woah! she is such a parla, guuurl you better be carful