when you wake up in a mexican jail cell with your -sshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.
marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. marco: ” oh my god, i’m in jail and my -sshole is on fire.” the failed clown toots his clown horn twice. failed clown: “congratulations… you’ve just experienced an alabama goat rope. and you’re in mexico.” marco: “is that mr. hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? failed clown: ” yes, he’s the reason for your burning -sshole.” a masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. everyone laughs…except marco.
- sw*nk appeal
attraction based on knowledge and appreciation for all things oozing with mid-century style. -bonus points for owning “all the things” my gal has mad sw-nk appeal.
- b*n*r exhaustion
when you have rocked a b-n-r for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it’s own workout day at the gym. after a weekend of s-x and nakedness heather wanted more, but aaron couldn’t do it, he was clearly suffering from b-n-r exhaustion.
- bucket list bae
a certain bae (before anyone else) that you want to have a s-xual expirence with before you die. so in modern terms, someone that you wanna f-ck before you die. you may have many s-xual partners on this list and it doesn’t just have to be one. it’s very unlikely that you will accomplish this […]
- dong enragment
a guide to get a bigger d-ck dang, your two inch d-ck needs dong enragment
(n) someone who sligs around. someone who squirms or moves about stealthily. he is such a little sliggard. #slig