Alabama goat rope


when you wake up in a mexican jail cell with your -sshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.
marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. marco: ” oh my god, i’m in jail and my -sshole is on fire.” the failed clown toots his clown horn twice. failed clown: “congratulations… you’ve just experienced an alabama goat rope. and you’re in mexico.” marco: “is that mr. hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? failed clown: ” yes, he’s the reason for your burning -sshole.” a masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. everyone laughs…except marco.

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