Alabama Groundhog
a s-xual act during oral in which at the point of climax, the woman stops and uppercuts the man’s nuts into his scrotal c-n-l. if they see his b-lls shadow when they re-descend, he gets four more weeks of bjs.
d-mn man. my b-lls still hurt from that alabama groundhog jill gave me. upside a month of sloppy toppy.
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