alabama left turn
when you need to make a left turn but can’t cut across 4 lanes of traffic, so you make a right turn and then a u-turn as soon as possible. also when you date your second-cousin-once-removed because there is a shortage of available chicks at your middle school.
1. dang they must have let the presbyterians out. i’ll have to make an alabama left turn!
2. mary beth sue can’t go to the prom with me, so i guess i’ll ask janet bodine johnson smith, my second-cousin
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