Alabama Mammy


1. when an old lady sits on your face and you eat her -ss, or v-g-n-
2. bathing in old lady juices linked to scafle
aww man, your grandma walked in on me jacking it last night, and got the wrong impression, she gave me an alabama mammy!

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