alabama razorback
the practice of killing one’s s-xual partner with a sharp object after copulating, usually preceeded by pretending to scratch her back.
“aren’t you afraid your wife’s co-worker is going to tell her you slept together?”
“no, i finish all my one night stands with an alabama razorback these days.”
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