Alaskan Lumberjack


the alaskan lumberjack involves taking a sh-t on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the sh-t in half with your pee.
bensk: so did you finally alaskan lumberjack her?
jeremy: yeah but i nearly ran out of p-ss it was a m-ssive shi
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when one freezes sh-t, then later bangs girl before he j-zzes he take poo and inserts into v-g-n-/-n-s.
trey: sooooo whatd you do last night?????!!!
alex: oh u kno the usual a good alaskan lumberjack session with amie!
amie: d-ck u were not to tell anyone about that!

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