alabama sand storm
having s-x on the beach. once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he -j-c-l-t-s on the woman’s face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.
“hey jeff! come here! i just gave mary an alabama sand storm. doesn’t she look cute?”
when getting head on the beach give the girl a facial, and while her face is covered in you j-z throw sand on her face and run away as fast as you can
like oh may god i thought i was on a romantic date on the beach but i just got alabama sandstormed!
f-ck on the beach. nut on her face. throw a handful of sand on her face.
“yeah man i gave her an alabama sand storm sat-rday night”
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