Alabama Steamer


taking a “number two” on a female’s v-g-n- and then performing oral s-x on her.
“john did an alabama steamer on her? sick!”
a buckwheat crepe.
oh, bee’s b-lls! i accidentally dropped an alabama steamer on my girlfriend’s lap!”….”she’ll get over it, just make her a new one and make sure it gets to her mouth this time.”

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