alabama toilet buster
an alabama toilet buster is where a man and a woman(redneck) initiate a 69 position in the bathroom. as soon as you finish, you will become raged and bodyslam the woman onto the toilet. you then dunk her head into your last night sh-t and force her to eat your sh-t. you then vomit into the toilet forcing her to, again to eat any of the sopping sh-t along with your vomit. avoid this s-x act when around fellow redneck as it will send them into a rage, inducing the same s-x act upon you.
i gave krystal a alabama toilet buster around her cousin and her cousin induced the same act upon me.
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