Alabama Turkey Baster
a game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate s-xual act, described and t-tled by the object & place given.
friend a: (place) mississippi (object) motorboat
friend b: “o.k. a mississippi motorboat is when you’re getting a bl-w j-b from someone with no teeth and as they’re sucking on your d-ck you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine.”
alabama turkey baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
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