alabama turkey slammer

the delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey’s neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
“bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he’d try the alabama turkey slammer. that night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened”

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