Alabama twat block


when your mentally r-t-rded friend from alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude’s ride
like when forrest interrupted jenny’s s-xcapade in the movie forrest gump.

theo: “have you seen forrest gump, that kid had a h-ll of a life!”

juan: “that movie sucked, dude was always scr-w-ng up sh-t, like when he alabama tw-t blocked jenny when she was in that car”

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