Alabama Twist
a superbly difficult move that is also exceptionally h-m-s-xual. while one man is doing another man doggy-style in the -ss, they must do 360s together as one unit. this move is also a favorite of exhibitionists; doing it in front of a window on an elevated mattress is encouraged.
as jason and jordan performed the alabama twist, they knocked over the lamp and accidentally kicked a hole in the wall.
jake vomited after looking in the window because he saw two fat -sses doing the alabama twist.
victor had rug burn on his knees after alex did him in the -ss while doing 360s together. alabama twist baby!
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