eat shit and bark at the moon


1. you’re a b-tch and not worth my time. usually in response to an unreasonable request.
man 1: can you do my paper for me?
man 2: eat sh-t and bark at the moon.
an insult spoken to anyone who’s done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you’ve asked them not to.
after ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn’t have much of a personality. i told him to eat sh-t and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

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