alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy’s nightmares 3)an embar-ssing oversight 4)an encrusted f-ck sock
trevor’s mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

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