Alaeidon
a small township located between mason and okemos michigan. it is so small that it doesn’t appear on any maps. it has no police force, no school system and no post office. however, it does have a town hall where its residents can vote.
it is mainly comprised of farmland, woods and randomly placed houses. there houses are perfect places for horror movies. secluded? no neighbors? sketchy cell service? we got it all!
on the plus side, you can tan naked in the back yard without being creeped on. unless of course you’re in a horror movie, in which case, you’re about to die.
“alaeidon? is that a person?”
“no its a township located 3 minutes west of your house”
“oh. never heard of it”
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