alakskan clam snapper
term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years f-cking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go f-ck him for a few more years and on and on
i hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there’s not another season of alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel
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