Alan Alda



an american actor, best known for playing the character hawkeye on the tv series mash.

he landed the role on mash after appearing in the little known g-dzilla movie g-dzilla vs. alan alda. in this role he was shown to be about equal in stature with g-dzilla. they battled to a draw, g-dzilla’s radioactive breath negated by alan alda’s reflective gl-sses.
“g-dzilla and alan alda will battle and the fate of tokyo shall hang in the balance!” -gen yamamoto

“how is g-dzilla the same size as a human actor?” -akira kurosawa upon learning of g-dzilla vs. alan alda

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