alan edward johnson
the greatest guy on the planet…and is mine! =] aka maples <3 he's funny, smart, s-xy, thoughtful, he cares, he's sweet, he's the world to me and i love him! =] alan edward johnson is the best =]
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a sh-t that is so brutal, that it causes one to wake up in disbelief, and usually resulting to one running as fast as they can to the toilet. jeff: hey man did you get some sleep? brian: not at all, i was woken up by an alarm sh-t at 4 o’clock in the morning. […]
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