alan harper
in reference to jon cryer’s character in two and a half men. the act of going to extreme lengths to be cheap and get out of paying for things.
“frank, that cheap b-st-rd, didn’t want to split dinner so he left his wallet in the car!”
“he alan harpered you?!”
“big time, buddy. i had to pick up his tab.”
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