when your friend needs to p–p, but its diarrhea and there is no place to p–p so you help by cupping your hands under your friends -n-s.
“ill need a dutch cup if we go to the opera. they dont let us leave or come back until intermission!”
- proletariat syndrome
a medical syndrome, affecting most often the proletarian cl-ss, in which people come home from work after a 9-5 shift, fall asleep until about 8:30-9:00 pm then do some ch-r-s, only to be back to bed by 10:30-11 pm and get up early the following morning. proletariat syndrome should not be confused with ptsd or […]
- such grammar
a sarcastic way of pointing out improper grammar. n: i has eaten the cookie. l: such grammar!
someone who is a pr-ck but also stupid and/or nasty. there’s no need to be such a sp-nkflute about it.
- ior belt buckle
when a man stretches his b-lls up above the waistline of his pants, and lays them over the fly, forming a belt buckle of ball sack. normally, the wearer of the ior belt buckle will hide it with his shirt, go up to unsuspecting people, ask ” check out my new belt buckle”, and surprise […]
- saving everest
a heartbreaking tale of a boy who attempts to kill himself. from the outside everest finley had it all. beautiful cheerleader girlfriend, rich family, star quarterback position, popularity, and good looks. but that’s from the outside, and everything isn’t as it seems. everest finley attempted to commit suicide, putting everyone into shock. the school’s king […]