Alan (morbi)
he is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his v-g-n- hole to immitate a scr-t-m. this is very sad indeed. indeed it is.
he also loves to have s-x with a strap-on, especially with grammy’s (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
he is a very dirty dirty boy!
marc: “lets do it like alan (morbi)!”
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dan: “lets be very naughty and have s-x like morbi!”
morbi: “yes lets, ill get the toy!”
dan: “lets be naughty, girl!”
morbi: “go to the treehouse! let me get the toy”
dan: “ok, ill play as the grammy!”
dan: (while in the act of being ridden) “im lovin’ it!”
morbi: “you are a crazy crazy girl”
crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes b-lls
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