Alan Myers
straight up gangsta. a name that is given to rulers and kings by their slaves. legends say that the first alan myers actually defeated gangas kahn and conan the barbarian. although men given the name of alan myers are hard and violent men, it is also said that they are the best lovers, taking women to places they have never been.
after the town was captured, the men, women, and children that the beast spared, called said beast alan myers.
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