Alan Ngo


a male who likes to destroy the female genitalia with his erect p-n-s. he usually is bombarded with requests to impregnate the daughters of many mothers. he is an awesome guy all together, and you would be lucky to be affiliated with this fine hunk of a male. if you ever meet an alan ngo, you must get on your knees immediately and pray. after this has happened, he will then say “let the twerking commence!” and you will start twerking with eachother. this is the first of a three step mating ritual. the second step is the most important part…. he will observe you closely and decide if you are worthy of being his mistress. if you p-ss the second step, you will be taken back to his hut and will never be heard of again.
females- “woah man, look! an alan! get on your knees! hurry!”
alan ngo- “let the twerking commence!!!!”

etc,

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