Alan Proctored
the process of putting away something while it’s currently being used or needed by someone else.
you’re in the middle of making a peanut b-tter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut b-tter has been put away, prompting you to say “someone has alan proctored my peanut b-tter!”
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