alana collins


a kind young lady that tries to keep her sh-t together on and off the court or field. occasionally she will lose her sh-t and look like she is having a nervous breakdown and asthma attack at the same d-mn time. her ginormous forehead #giantdome69 helps push her threw these hard times of mental breakdowns n other sh-t. u will usually find her at the batting cage hitting b-lls with her big stick. if u have a lana on ur team its like having a f-ckin legendary scar when the rest of ur team is full of a bunch of f-ckin pickaxes.
joe: imma beat ur -ss
me: alana collins!!!
joe:dies*

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