Alanberto Special



take a taco (taquito or chimichanga for women) of your choice and use it to m-st-rb-t- until climax then finish by eating the taco (taquito or chimichanga)

a special for 2 just involves switching said food items with your partner then feeding yourself via arm crossing (like champagne drinking at a wedding)
dude, me and my girl were so hungry and h-rny last night that we had a alanberto special for 2 then p-ssed out right after.

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