take a taco (taquito or chimichanga for women) of your choice and use it to m-st-rb-t- until climax then finish by eating the taco (taquito or chimichanga)
a special for 2 just involves switching said food items with your partner then feeding yourself via arm crossing (like champagne drinking at a wedding)
dude, me and my girl were so hungry and h-rny last night that we had a alanberto special for 2 then p-ssed out right after.
pr-nounced (ahhhhhh-boo)derives from the high school basketball practice of ahhhhhhhh booing of a ref, or player on the opposing team. it then morphed into definition it is today which is a moment of disapointment with yourself. whoa! open house at my place. lets keep it small just text kelly and her friends to hang out. […]
forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. if one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts. shane forklifted his prom date after a few mike’s at the […]
s-xual intercourse on a kitchen work surface i was formicating with my girlfriend all night, but now i have a dimple effect in my -rs-
- buy a f*cking vowel
phrase borrowed (more or less) from tv’s “wheel of fortune”, indicating disrespect for someone’s mental abilities. since generally the contestants on wheel aren’t exactly einstein, telling someone to buy a f-ck-ng vowel is about equivalent to “get a clue, moron!” you think the war on drugs is working? buy a f-ck-ng vowel! president bush wants […]
- but wait...
used to abruptly end a conversation or statement when the user has nothing else to say as a comeback. quickly gets old. should not be over used. should have something added to the end for extra effect. joey: yeah your moms ugly as h-ll… i mean she’s so old that… joe: but wait… shutup! additional […]