Alanda
1) a female name derived from ‘amanda’, it is also the female form of the male name ‘alan’.
2) a very nice individual who has some anger management issues, but is otherwise amazing. she is very intelligent, but is also a huge procrastinator. once you get to know her she is one of the coolest people ever. her, and her group of friends are known for their rather odd behavior. you will often find them gestrating while they speak; speaking in extremely abnormal voices; making s-xual jokes; and using words like ‘whilst’, ‘hither’, ‘thither’, ’tis’, and other such words. she makes the greatest best friend, despite all of her quirks. she is also in love with sweetarts
1) hey alanda, come here.
2) this alanda girl is rather uber, i’m so glad that we’re bff’s.
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name given to a s-xy -ss b–tch…usually male accompained by a fine -ss girlfriend. this male comes from a mixture of irish /mexican heritage. also a s-xual position when the male is sitting on an ironing board while the female performs a oral s-x.
“you know that dude alanda, he is dead s-xy.”
“last night i got the best alanda from kim!”
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