Alaric

positively the single most amazing, awesome, awe inspiring, god like figure anyone could ever possibly hope to meet. any attempt to be better than “alaric” is automatically a failure, even prior to its conception, regardless of the circ-mstance, field, or reason.
alaric shares many characteristics with god, being omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent, eternal, beneficent, loving, kind and totally unfathomable by common mortals with whom he has chosen to dwell, on the slightest of whims.
alaric is, however, far superior to god, as he is, in addition to his many other superior traits, a total babe magnet.

may also be used as an adjective
1) omg its alaric!!! -head explodes due to over-exposure to radiance of awesomeness

2) thats is so alaric. that is to say totally f-cking awesome!
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a germanic name for males. most notably a king of the visigoth tribes that led his barbarians to the first sacking of rome in 410 ce.
king alaric i led the visigoth tribes in a rebellion against rome.
i very s-xy boy, who is often, if not always, more amazing than anything or anyone.
“oh my god~ it’s alaric”
“oh em gee! lyk he is so hot”
a pretty pretty princess.
“wow, your hair is so pretty.”

“maybe, but i’m no alaric. that b-tch is fierce.”
creep
look! here comes alaric the creep!
self obsessed, arrogant, complusive liar who thinks the world revolves around him and will never admit to being a total sh-t head even though many have said it about him behind his back.

most commonly seen lurking over someone’s shoulder awkwardly as if he wants to be a part of the group but n-body actually wants him there.
“don’t you think alaric is a total pr-ck?”

“can you please tell me why alaric is hanging around us like a bad smell that just won’t fade away?”

“oi! alaric you’re a sh-t head!”

“watch out by the way, alaric is hanging around your bird again”
noun: (a-lair-ic)a male who loves to suck the c-ck.
person 1: “wow, he loves to suck c-ck”
person 2: “yeaah. he’s an alaric”