alanic
something that one might mistake for irony, but is actually not. typically, a predictable worst-case scenario come to fruition. named after alanis morrissette, who’s song “ironic” uses examples of “irony” that are not ironic — e.g. rain on your wedding day.
wow 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife? that’s ironic! no it’s not — it’s alanic.
something that isn’t ironic but you might think it is if you were a dozy canadian bint. named after alanis morisette’s “ironic”.
“it’s like rain on your wedding day” is alanic because it is only ironic if marrying a weatherman and he set the date. otherwise it just sucks.
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