Alanitus
1) famous dictator in 300 b.c. that led the swag revolution in the underskirts of africa against the bloods that resulted in ending slavery and the later -ss-ssination of that one chick from that one movie.
2) common std, though uncommonly admitted, where one’s urine comes out in a pink, milky jet-stream followed by a raging headache and the urge to #twerk like adalia rose. in rare occurences the testes take shape of a bleached raisin.
1) “alanitus began to neuter all the african children with spoons in hopes that they would one day become allies against the bloods.”
2) alan- “dude, i wanna twerk so bad… and my pee has been spewing out like expired pink lemonade lately”
bree- “sounds like alanitus… i caught that back when i was in jail for teabagging that paralyzed midget. you should see a doctor”
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