alanon
alanon is not alcoholics anonymous. alanon is a loose organization of support groups for those who have close personal relationships with alcoholics, people who may or may not be alcoholics themselves.
question: why do alanons close their eyes during s-x? answer: they can’t stand to see an alcoholic having a good time.
alcoholics anonymous: a group where people who have trouble with drinking go to meet with other people in the same situation.
see you at alanon next week!
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