daniel martini


the one kid that gets all the b-tches and no one even realizes it. he doesn’t seem like it but he’s an amazing kisser has a big d-ck. the girl he falls for will be soooo lucky
girl 1: daniel martini is probably terrible at anything romance related
girl 2: i hooked up with him yesterday. he was great.

Read Also:

  • mundson

    verb: someone that f-cks anything that has a v-g-n- (fat or ugly) gives out a lot of hugs when angry and is an alcoholic. i was so mundsoned last night i got herpes…

  • Angry Dragon Beaver

    a redheaded b-tch that can be a b-tch, and always will be a b-tch. did you see that fire breathing b-tch? that was the angry dragon beaver

  • fraudulent footlong

    a loot long w-ng thats been modified to equal a foot, usually by an extension, vacuum pump, or pills. etc. girl 1: d-mn look at that c-ck on that white guy girl 2: nah that aint big hes got a fraudulent footlong

  • freaka freaky

    when something is so unexpected that it causes the person commenting on it to stutter. woah, that girl is freaka freaky!

  • kreyshawn

    white chick who acts like shes black. in her videos she talks about smoking weed and the way she spits is terrible kreyshawn=wiz khalifa


Disclaimer: daniel martini definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.