alanon-itis
noun 1. a sickness developed within alanon groups, and it’s members. it is manifested in the least intelligent and least logical members of the group. common everyday -ssholes become alcoholics and addicts to the member with alanon-itis.
alanon-itis
mary: so then he totally cut in line in front of me.
julie: mary, honey. he’s an addict. i can tell. jimmy did that once, and, i’ll bet without a doubt, he was buying liquor, and was in a hurry to get home and drink it. that’s why he cut you off!!
sally: o, ya. you bet he was. i bet the farm he was gettin cigarettes while he was at it.
marge: what did he look like? my 16 yr old son, barry,
group: ya, o,yeah what about him, yea marge
marge: ya, barry has been smoking and someone is buying them for him. if i could catch the guy i’d go straight to the cops.
group: o my gosh.oooo marge. poor thing
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