Alaphant


what you get after you play a dozen characters on maple story. renown for their fighter/2h sword abilities, the alaphant (elephantidae noobicus) resides in the outskirts of scania. average life spans anywhere from one level to a near-max of 90. quiet from time to time, ridiculously talkative nonetheless.
“dude i was walking around perion and i saw an alaphant”
“holy sh-t did you take an ss?”

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