Alarm Clock BJ
when a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing f-ll-t– on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.
my wife gave me an alarm clock bj this morning, when i woke up i was -j-c-l-t-ng in her mouth. the great start to a great day!
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